$MGK on SolanaMachine
Gun
Kitty

Tiny cat. Tiny gun. Enormous opinions about the wig.

She found a bob wig, a submachine gun roughly her own size and a fridge full of cans. Nobody has been able to take any of it away. Nobody has tried very hard.

Buy $MGK Chart Watch her
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An orange cat in a black bob wig firing a small submachine gun with a huge muzzle flash

Click the cat. She has been waiting for this.

Spec sheet (very scientific)

Rounds per minuteYes
Mice remaining0
Energy drinks consumedConcerning
Wig adjustments / hrConstant
Hours sleptlol
Safety equipmentTiny vest
Trading pairMNST
Blink rateNever
Indoor voicePEW

Now showing

Live footage from the kitchen. Please do not make eye contact with the camera operator.

CH 03 / CAT

The evidence

Four photographs. Zero explanations.

The cat on a sofa buried in a mountain of plain neon cans, wild eyed, gun in lap
HydrationShe says she is "fine." The sofa has stopped arguing.
The cat pouncing through a cloud of confetti and brass shells
CardioBrass confetti at every party. Every party is a party now.
The cat in a tiny bulletproof vest and sunglasses at a gas station counter buying one more pink can
Just one moreThe clerk has seen things. The clerk is a teddy bear and is fully unbothered.
A wanted poster style portrait of the cat on burnt parchment
Wanted

For: zoomies in the first degree
Last seen: your counter, 3 AM

RewardOne (1) head scratch. No questions about the wig.

How to buy

Three steps. The cat did them in two and has been insufferable about it.

Get a wallet

Any Solana wallet will do. Grab one, keep your secret phrase away from everyone, including cats in wigs.

Load some SOL

Fuel for the swap. She says it is "just a little" and then asks for a second little.

Swap for $MGK

Open pump.fun, paste the CA FvWi2C...9pump and swap. $MGK trades against MNST. The cat will not elaborate.

Go to pump.fun

Find her

She is easy to spot. Look for the wig. Listen for PEW.

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